Its up for sale

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Geordie, Jun 19, 2017.

  1. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    When you say action houses do you mean brothels
     
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  2. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    What interest would they have in a 1971 camper
     
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  3. crossy2112

    crossy2112 Supporter

    Something your missing out on Bazza :D
     
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  4. mobile knocking shop of course bazza!

    I'll refine the advert:

    Full width bed and full height pop top make this an ideal vehicle for a mobile brothel

    Bed is wide enough for at least 3 people

    Driver can be separated from clients by a simple curtain - if required
     
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  5. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    Proper made me and Mrs H laugh, I even spilt my glass of Londons finest
     
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  6. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    @Geordie when I said sell one of your kidneys, I didn't mean for you to replace it with one of @Baysearcher s
     
  7. I forgot to include another essential line for the advert

    "Don't come knocking, if this vans rocking" stickers will be included Free of charge if the full purchase price is achieved
     
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  8. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    @Geordie ready for the action house IMG_0593.JPG
     
  9. Most probably trying to get the handbrake off.
     
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  10. crossy2112

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  11. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    That was one @Geordie sent me for my "private" collection
     
  12. crossy2112

    crossy2112 Supporter

    You fake taxi drivers :rolleyes:
     
  13. Its true i thought @Barry Haynes would appreciate the Chelsea blue pantie ;)
     
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  14. @Barry Haynes i thought that would get you going :thumbsup:
     
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  15. The truth of the matter is no one wants me to sell up i understand being such an amazing good looking ambassador to the TLB forum.
     
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  16. I think me @Barry Haynes should be payed for our services to this forum and No' not the late at night call-out.
     
  17. Yeah that
    And the vehicle being the very epitome of the bay van
    Oops :)
     
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  18. I agree - Im sure you could make a few quid being a man whore, then you wouldn't need to sell the bus!
     
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  19. I want £200000, Mars bar, Walkers crisps cheese & onion, Hotel room on the top floor, lots of fit models, a subaru engine! not that i want one- so i can throw it out the window result Ha Ha Ha a helicopter to luton airport (why not) plane to Portugal thats all.
     
  20. crossy2112

    crossy2112 Supporter

    Sounds like modest demands to me :thumbsup:
     
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