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Us northerners don’t worry about a bit of cold

 

In the South, we normally wrap a hot quiche in foil and stick it down our trousers

 

Won’t your ferret eat it?

 

No ferrets down South, mate

 

Bit like gravey on chips

 

WHAT

 

That was my response when I was in a chippy down south and was told they didn’t do chips n gravey or chips n curry

 

Our local chippy will Were you in Islington?

 

Ours do. It’s Artisan gravey, though, none of this Northern rubbish.