Turning away large sale in the current climate

Level 1:
Seeing your ar$e because well established companies don't do business the way you think they aught to...

 

you sound foreign, you must by default be wrong

 

Yeh but he’s one of them good foreigners... not the ones we don’t like!

 

O thank goodness , what takeaway does he run

 

I have ordered parts from all of the main supplies, never had any problems, spent 25-2500 in parts, in my opinion Alan’s parts fit well.

 

Steady.... my parents had a corner shop.... paper shop actually

 

I'm very sorry sir but I work in a call centre that specialises in servicing the market for spare parts for old Volkswagens.

 

It blew away!

 

I’d forgotten that. I’ve a list of stuff I’m after could you price it all up for me... and don’t forget my special discount!

 

Are you special?

 

Very, very special! I didn’t fight in two world wars.......

 

your kind never did

 

can you get me a list with prices availability of all the items I’m likely to need for my restoration I have an 1879 gramophone

 

Already done sir. It’s on the website... with lots of options there too!

 

Cock, not me, perhaps you?
I was asked who I spoke to ... I replied the foreign sounding woman as a means of identifying her she wasn't exactly forthcoming with her name when I spoke to her

 

Good, because that's a level 2 qualifier

 

And that's a level 3

 

The advent of people transfering their purchase pound away from the brick and mortar shop is the reason for bad service , tinterweb hs been the downfall of many things , customer service is one of them , theres no face to face contact so your an anonymous lump of meat that they dont need to work any harder than they need to , so they can simply type"price them up from the webpage" instead of doing what you ask of them face to face . its the future
having said that , and the earlier comment re Schofields panels arriving damaged, i phoned them after a door skin came damaged at the top and i got above and beyond customer service from them , they couldnt do enough for me to put things right. i did appreciate the effort they put into sorting things that they are now my 1st choice for anything for the van

 

You’ve been rumbled mate. Take your racist attitude elsewhere.

 

Like back under a rock!