Update 2: Someone removed my eye balls and testicles last night and played conkers with them. Everything hurts today but the mince pies and spuds most of all.
Today was worse than yesterday. I'm with you on the mince pies at least. Upside: no WAY am I going to work tomorrow.
There's plenty down by the docks but they're all well past their best before date. More like best after several pints!
No but that's what was put on your door when the plague was on ...if you had it .....no football then , plenty agro though
Hey @Foxy. Just read that this monster bug is called adenovirus. It's prob what the queen has. It lasts THREE weeks! Noooo.
There appeared to be a few sufferers in the local surgery yesterday... I would have preferred to have had my conversation through the letterbox rather than sit in that pool of infection for five minutes.
Oh how wonderful. I'm relishing the thought. I've seen a slight upward curve today but I have no intentions of doing anything more strenuous than walking to the fridge.
Did the 'someone' put the said parts back in their correct places because that could have serious consequences
Today's plague news. is that, to go with the crawling chills, hacking cough, tortured trachea, aching bones and eyeballs .... my nose has started spouting water. Not even snot, which is generally more fun. Just weird pints of what appears to be water. So to add to my all round allure at the mo, if I get up to walk around I've been shoving a tissue up each nostril. Had to hoik them out before hisself returned home though. The degradation. @Foxy @art b can this be our secret?
Your secret is safe. I've been tearing through the lav roll in an attempt to keep my nose gung free, my hooter is red raw as a result. Still feeling like a bag of poo, I have high hopes for tomorrow.