The bubonic plague ..aka ,the queens cough..

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by art b, Jan 2, 2017.

Page 3 of 7
  1. 72wilma

    72wilma

    In your dreams sunshine
     
    72wilma, Jan 3, 2017
    #41
    Sick Boy likes this.
  2. Pickles

    Pickles

    Sounds like a lot of whinging going on here. I think my 26 year old inoculation for bubonic plague is probably no longer protecting me.
     
    Pickles, Jan 3, 2017
    #42
    Merlin Cat and fritt like this.
  3. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    And mine :thumbsup:
     
    Poptop2, Jan 3, 2017
    #43
  4. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    If you ask @Sick Boy nicely he will get one of his rats to bite you. I hear that protects you for another 20 years. :thumbsup:
     
    Poptop2, Jan 3, 2017
    #44
    Sick Boy likes this.
  5. Pickles

    Pickles

    We have a better class of rat round this way ... in any case I ain't intending to pop back to Kuwait or Iraq anytime soon.
     
    Pickles, Jan 3, 2017
    #45
    Poptop2 likes this.
  6. Kkkaty

    Kkkaty

    IMG_0496.JPG

    It's been nice knowing you. No flowers please.
     
    Kkkaty, Jan 3, 2017
    #46
    scrooge95, snotty, Jack Tatty and 3 others like this.
  7. Foxy

    Foxy

    UPDATE:

    I'm going to die tonight I think. Shaking like a dog having s poo and my head has been filled with cotton wool. I'm sat in the hottest room in the world but I'm freezing my knackers off......help!
     
    Foxy, Jan 3, 2017
    #47
  8. Merlin Cat

    Merlin Cat Moderator

    Hot honey, lemon, brandy and paracetamol is the only solution. Or you could watch the second instalment of Silent Witness and the creepily rubbish acting will take your mind off your impending demise :)
     
    Merlin Cat, Jan 3, 2017
    #48
    snotty, Faust and Jack Tatty like this.
  9. Foxy

    Foxy

    Right, you're on, I'll do both. But if I die I'd like it known that Emelia Fox (who I share a surname with) is a fine lady and I want her to perform my autopsy.
     
    Foxy, Jan 3, 2017
    #49
    scrooge95 and Merlin Cat like this.
  10. Merlin Cat

    Merlin Cat Moderator

    You know that she will only look into the distance and then go off and do something dangerous, and quite frankly outside of what I feel is her jurisdiction, without telling anyone. Leaving your poor lonely body just laying there :)
     
    Merlin Cat, Jan 3, 2017
    #50
    scrooge95, paradox, snotty and 3 others like this.
  11. Foxy

    Foxy

    But at least she'd have seen me in the buff!
     
    Foxy, Jan 3, 2017
    #51
    snotty, Merlin Cat and Poptop2 like this.
  12. Foxy

    Foxy

    Hang on, that should be the other way round................
     
    Foxy, Jan 3, 2017
    #52
    Merlin Cat and Jack Tatty like this.
  13. Foxy

    Foxy

    Just had a close call, I tried eating an apple and half my teeth nearly fell out.
     
    Foxy, Jan 3, 2017
    #53
    Merlin Cat likes this.
  14. Merlin Cat

    Merlin Cat Moderator

    I'm watching Silent Witness and already feel better :)
     
    Merlin Cat, Jan 3, 2017
    #54
  15. Foxy

    Foxy

    I'm drinking a hot toddy and must admit things are on the up.
     
    Foxy, Jan 3, 2017
    #55
    Kkkaty and Merlin Cat like this.
  16. Kkkaty

    Kkkaty

    LemSip honey and whisky/ brandy. It's the only known cure. @Merlin Cat ia right.
    Even my eyeballs ache. I didn't know they could.
     
    Kkkaty, Jan 3, 2017
    #56
  17. Foxy

    Foxy

    Hot toddy direct to eye balls via shot glass, must be worth a punt!
     
    Foxy, Jan 3, 2017
    #57
    Kkkaty and Merlin Cat like this.
  18. art b

    art b

    I have a liquorice sambuca as a night cap...:)
     
    art b, Jan 3, 2017
    #58
    Merlin Cat likes this.
  19. Merlin Cat

    Merlin Cat Moderator

    Yuk
     
    Merlin Cat, Jan 3, 2017
    #59
    art b likes this.
  20. cunny44

    cunny44

    YOu sound much better now!
     
    cunny44, Jan 3, 2017
    #60
    art b likes this.
Page 3 of 7

Share This Page