The bubonic plague ..aka ,the queens cough..

If you start growing thick wirey whiskers you have the pubonic plague & that is nasty my friend!

 

Might be leprosy. It's a possibility.

 

I too have developed this life threatening affliction today. It feels like someone has lit a small fire in my oesophagus.

 

As long as your not a celebrity ,you'll be fine .....

 

Can't you use disposables until she's well enough to do the dishes?

 

And the hoovering?

 

I'm glad I live in the colonies where there's sunshine, warmth, fresh air & we're far from the fetid and rancid overcrowded slums of the old dart where death and disease is rampant.

 

Please shut up

 

Fair enough but we don't have poisonous spiders back here!

 

I've actually got a tin of these under computers monitor as we speak.
I'll take a couple and see how you feel in the morning.

 

How about a "Purge" for artb Bern? I'm sure many if not most, or even none whatsoever, TLBers would agree a good purge does you the world of good .

@art b, I feel your pain, I only shook off the dreaded lurg a couple of weeks ago after having it the best part of a month. I truly did feel pretty Eartha for that whole time. No buboes to lance though so, small mercies and all that.....

 

Purge..purge...
I lay in bed last nite and thought my gut would explode..

I have been sucking extra strong menthlyptus tablets ,to breath all evening,

And having very little taste I've been having soups and chicken with Nandos hot Piri Piri sauce,
and a Piri Piri chicken wrap for dinner...



At 4am this morning,
I had a fire in my stomach like no other..

A glass of milk settled it.. Over all feeling better...

 

Give him some chicken soup (the cure all)
I've got it now - contagious these forums - and it's dangerous for someone my age - good job I'm not famous

 

alms for an ex leper

 

lunches ? I'll have a ploughman please

 

I too have taken, shivering, to bed with The Plague. Kof, kof, kof. Considering taking out shares in LemSip, which cures all known afflictions.
Perhaps some hospital could open up a ward just for all we sufferers? Emergency Ward TLB, with Dr Kildare and his comforting leather bag of medicaments.
No vomiters though, please. That's just unnecessary.

 

You need something rubbing on your chest, vicks or pinedrops take your pick

 

Never mind Vick...
I'd like Rachel Riley rubbed on my chest..