The All New, New "What have you done to your Bay today" thread.

That looks ace mate!

 

Nowt

 

I've done twice as much as you!

 

Drove it to work for the first time since March. I can still remember the way...
Managed to trip the immobiliser owing to user error about 100 metres from home.
The Spanish/English instructions are so bad I spent an hour yesterday working out how it worked, then I wrote a new instruction leaflet. I dont think they made sense in Chinese either.

 

I'm back in the office pretty much full time now mentoring 4 of our new graduate programmers/testers so gave the van a good blast down the Dorset Way.
There's a good stretch of dual carriageway there so a nice opportunity to get it up to 60+.

Ate my lunch in it like the old goat I am.

 

Young People ? Give ‘em hell...

 

Feel quite old now tbh. I'll have worked here 10 years tomorrow!

 

Time for your zimmer, mate

Grads are good, if they’re bright. Set ‘em to work!

 

First task: wash your van

 

Time for bobos

 

Fitted new handbrake cables....that's enough for today, will adjust them tomorrow....or Sunday...probably.

 

Took him for a run down the rainy lanes. He romped along, warm as toast

 

Why are some buses named She and others He.
Tilly is she, a proper lady, purrs along, tiptoes around pot holes and puddles.
Draws quite a few admiring glances.
Me as Tilly, rough diamond sharp edges.
A little unrefined in certain areas, GSOH, occasional outburst of rage, especially watching certain aspects of the news.

 

Vans are male. Fact!

 

What kind of numpty for a £15 item Inc free delivery delivers on a Saturday "between 3 and 5". The office is shut, I may have to stand here for 2 hours!

 

Nope, mine is a proper lady, she even has a big sexy bum, just to prove it

 

Van's might be male,
But
Buses are definitely girls