Swearing

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  1. matty

    matty Supporter

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  2. Terrordales

    Terrordales Nightshift

    We both remember the taste of the laundry soap when our mothers washed our mouths out for using "naughty words" :eek:
     
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  3. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Cpt. George Mainwaring: I could have sworn that they would never break through the Maginot line.

    Sgt. Arthur Wilson: Quite right sir, they didn't.

    Cpt. George Mainwaring: I thought now. I'm a pretty good judge of these matters you know Wilson.

    Sgt. Arthur Wilson: They went round the side.

    Cpt. George Mainwaring: I see... they what!

    Sgt. Arthur Wilson: They went round the side.

    Cpt. George Mainwaring: That's a typical shabby Nazi trick, you see the sort of people we're up against Wilson.

    Sgt. Arthur Wilson: Most unreliable sir
     
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  4. bernjb56

    bernjb56 Supporter

    Pretty much sums up staff meetings ;)
     
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  5. Terrordales

    Terrordales Nightshift

    Don't give away the secrets, we want them to believe we're all seeing, omnipotent & infallible :thinking:
     
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  6. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Cpt. George Mainwaring: We have an invaluable weapon in our army, ingenuity and improvisation.

    Pvt. James Frazer: That's two
     
  7. rickyrooo1

    rickyrooo1 Hanging round like a bad smell

    i agree - i'm struggling on the site at the moment too, i have a look and try to post a few bits of humour but some of it is so meh.....
     
  8. Woodylubber

    Woodylubber Obsessive compulsive name changer



    That just sounds to me that your blaming everybody else for your perceived problem with this place and only your way is the right way
     
  9. bernjb56

    bernjb56 Supporter

    I think it's partly the time of year - we need to get out camping. I seem to remember that last year at this time it was a bit flat, but it picked up. There have always been highs and lows.
     
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  10. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Cpt. George Mainwaring: What's that supposed to be?

    Pvt. Frank Pike: You said if we hadn't got anything else, tie a carving knife to a broomstick.

    Cpt. George Mainwaring: I didn't mean that you were to leave the broom at the end of the handle you stupid boy
     
  11. I think you're right. I thought @rickyrooo1 was missing his mojo and was putting it down to the stress of moving house. I'm getting over the desire to strangle my eldest after pants a Christmas. Looking forward to this weekend though.

    Back to the thread, I swear a lot but not proud of it but Billy Connelly put it, some words just don't sum things up as well as the f word. I'll do my best to behave.
     
  12. Little old ladies love me.
     
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  13. How much do they charge for this service?
     
  14. MorkC68

    MorkC68 Administrator

    That's Castle Donnington for you ;)
     
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  15. Moons

    Moons Supporter

    Same old stuff by the same old posters - I'm on 5000 ish - what was that person that you spoke to cumulative posting number?

    The laughable irony of someone that doesn't post saying the people that do are 'same old stuff by same old posters' isn't lost on me - but - also - is not my fault, or anyone else's.

    I hate drowning, but am not prepared to swim?!

    This incessant reversion 'to the way it was' which is before my time moves us on not one iota, but is like arthritis of the brain. There were some prize idiots on here back then too, I've read a lot of the older posts.

    If people want to conclude everything they need to about me based on 5000 posts usually involving youtube video's then that is great news by me, the chances of me liking them in return are Zero anyway - why, because it sounds like an absolute close minded middle England bore fest of the highest order sponsored by people uniquely fearful of someone not thinking that they are an all around good chap, in the meantime they, like the rest of us, don't think full monty great things about other people but keep it in hushed tones.




    To bring this back into focus - I've merely asked for my words, swearwords or not, to not be edited and replaced with other words - it's not a ridiculous request. In return, though I don't swear that much, I shall be veritably parsimonious with any such naughty words.
     
  16. Moons

    Moons Supporter

    Posting is a bit like dancing sober at a night club isn't it.

    You may suspect you are crap at it - but no one else is giving it a go, so you stand up first.



    Maaaaaaan is it boring when other people want to stand on the edge and say you are crap, or worse, not dance because they say you would pull Cliff Richard shapes out of the bag (when he was doing the breakdance thing, you know, 10 years after everyone else did).

    And the icing on the cake - it's your fault that they aren't dancing.




    I'd hate to be a DJ in that nightclub, I think it was called JK's....
     
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  17. bernjb56

    bernjb56 Supporter

    You are one of my favourite dancers :chewie:
     
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  18. dog

    dog Tea Boy

    If everybody were as well behaved as your good self mr moons we would have no need for a swear filter full stop. I'm afraid that there are still a few naughty boys and girls on here that necessitate such a filter and my childish mind depicts that it should for the moment be veg based. I believe there is an option in your settings to turn said filter off, but I could well be incorrect!
     
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  19. This place simply isn't what it used to be.
     
  20. Moons

    Moons Supporter

    Am just dancing badly....
     
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