It's a shame more people didn't feel the urge to join in...that was the idea, after all, hence the name-checks. No malice intended, whatsoever...all written in jest. If some characters are 'not amused' then more's the pity....
Brilliant! When I have time I'll copy and paste the lot and in future either print it within a calendar or on one if the Tlb banners if we get a new one
I was amused but couldn't get a word in! Poppy and vanrack set the bar too high for my tiny brain anyway...
With a loud descending paaarppp the depressed old man landed on the empty stage. He looked around him and as the dust settled he asked "Is it over?" Then went home for some beige pie and chips.
I joined in a bit but Poptop and Vanorak were doing such a funny job I decided it was better to just read it and laugh rather than break the flow and spoil it for the others. Rest assured though I was 'behind you' all the way.
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Where's that chamber pot , ostensibly filled with excrement, but in fact containing dried rice? Somebody needs to throw into the audience.............NOW!
T'was the eve of Christmas eve and all through house a creature stirred. The ghost of wizard returned in the guise of @Mary, sad and lonely his horrible spectre floated mournfully above the place he once frequented as a happy yet disturbed mortal. The sheep bleated in the distance and a cold wuthering wind blew....
"I'm keeping well away from this one." said Vanorak, and with a deft click of his cursor, he was gone..........