a Wurthers original & a polo mint are sitting at a bar.a tunes walks in and sits down.the polo whispers to the wurthers "don't speak to him...he's menthol"
A bloke's walking through a town in the middle east, when he sees a fellow standing on a balcony, shaking a carpet. He shouts "what's up, mate - won't it start"?
A man walks in to a bar with a slab of tarmac under his arm and says - "I'll have one for me....and one for the road"
My wife walked into the room dressed in sexy lingerie and said, "Tell me what I wanna hear" I replied "You're arse isn't fat." I can't win.
A second blind deer walks in and sits down and doesn't move Have you guessed it yet ? "still no eye deer"
I've got a dog with no legs. I call him cigarette. Every evening I take him out for a drag. (disclaimer to dog owners.....I don't really have a dog with no legs....honest....that would be cruel........I'd fit some wheels at least )
Olympic condoms, colour, gold, silver, and bronze, Try the bronze one and give her the chance to come first
Man says to his friend "your dogs got no nose how does he smell? ", he said "he smells awful most of the time."
