A new Middle East crisis erupted last night as Dubai Television was refused permission to broadcast 'The Flintstones'. A spokesman for the channel said 'A claim was made that people in Dubai would not understand the humour but we know for a fact that people in Abu Dhabi do'
My wife and I have decided we don't want any children if anybody else does we can drop them off tomorrow
I really like what mechanics wear.....overall..... Regarding my family....I'm the youngest of three....my parents are both older.......
A huge row has broken out in the Irish Olympic synchronised diving team after mick accused paddy of copying him.
I had a pelican jalfrezi last night - wasn't much different from a chicken jalfrezi, but the bill was massive
Just had an email sent to me which said;'Chopped pork shoulder meat, salt, water, sugar, sodium Nitrite, preservatives'.I think it could be spam.
I was going to go to a fancy dress party dresses as a small island off the coast of Italy, but my wife told me not to be so silly.
two chinese robbers went to wob a distillery , one asks , is it whisky ?, the other replies wisky ?., its always wisky !.
Years ago, my dad was stopped by the police while walking the dog while completely p*ssed. He got fined, and the dog got three points on his licence.
A bloke goes to the doctor. He says "doc, I keep thinking I'm Tom Jones. Is that normal?" The doctor says "well, it's not unusual"...
A thin strip of tarmac walks into a bar, barman says to other drinkers "watch this one he,s a cyclepath"
A man walks into a bar with a pair of jump l;leads in his hand, barman says "hey don't start anything"
