Groooooooaaaan

I was in a heavy metal band, I played lead.

 

I had a lead once , it had a plug and everything

 

Thought I read you was in a heavy Mental Band then.

 

I used to be in a band called the RSJs. We were a support group.....

 

wayhey! bern got the wordplay

 

Doh

 

Carrying that on then, I like this game...

Everything is just a little too much for me, something is just the ticket.

 

Lead (Pb)

 

I was in a que once ,someone kept chalking my head. I see now i didnt have my glasses on :-

 

I’ve got a friend who has got a butler whose left arm is missing – serves him right.

 

I've got an Aunt Vera. It's not her name, she just can't walk in a straight line.

 

my mom was a lollipop lady, tall thin and a round sticky head.

 

I used to be a werewolf but I'm alright noooooowwwwwwwwww

 

I was stealing things in the supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of vampires. I was charged with shoplifting on three counts.

 

i got to go and see my chinese dentist tomorrow at tooth hurty

 

A book fell on my head today. I've only got my shelf to blame.

 

My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with The Monkees. I though she was joking. And then I saw her face...

 

Two peanuts were walking down the road, one was a salted.