Blocked Canals…

Benign paroxysmal positional vertigo? I have that. Makes me feel I’m going to fall over. Thankfully the attacks are only fleeting

 

I've a colleague at work who had this done and swears by it , thought he was joshing around but apparently it's a thang...


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I thought it was made up, but apparently does work. Moving small stones around your inner ear?

 

Do they often occur after you've been to the pub at lunchtime ?

 

2 days of Otex (which is hydrogen peroxide) followed by Otex’s own ear syringe bulb filled with warm water. Otex breaks the compacted wax into fluffy bits of wax and then the warm water in the syringe pushes it all out.
Always works a treat for me . Have to ask for the ear syringe at the pharmacy

 

The Epley Maneuver, yes. When they test you to find what side it’s on, they position your head back and turned, then lay down, and you look at his finger. Your eyes flick from side to side uncontrollably. Made me feel sick.

 

Did it work?

 

Or two bricks.
But mind your thumbs… don’t want any nasty accidents…

 

I used this stuff. She said I had no wax in there. I can only think it’s an ear infection, as I go swimming a bit, now.

 

The Ortex is really powerful though - I used it on a blockage in the Manchester Ship Canal and it completely cleared it

 

I've been through Suez, Panama and the Kiel canals and none of these were blocked.

 

Seems to have. Don’t lie on your “effected” side the first night, it feels worse.

 

Suez was blocked last year by the Ever Given, but apparently they just pumped gallons of olive oil into the water and used a massive cotton bid to shift it

 

ha ha if only it had been so easy to shift it ....

 

I believe in Birmingham the problem is shopping trolleys

 

Why Birmingham?

 

it has many canals...

 

He’s being Brummist