Blocked Canals…

My guy said exactly the same. Easy to perforate your eardrum if you poke stuff down it.

 

Did you try the elbow?

 

No, the tip of my tongue …

 

Probably. . . I’ll let you try first though

 

Yes, stick it on your head to do your highlights. Don’t stick it in yer lugs.

 

Well.
Just got back.
The woman stuck a light down in there and said there was no wax. Clear as a bell.
So why do I feel a bit dizzy and a little sick if I move my head around too much?
I’ve had that before,when I’ve had to have my ears syringed in the past.
She said ai don’t need them done.
Off to the quacks then,I suppose…

 

Inner ear infection? Go and see the quack (if you can get an appointment).

 

That’s the one. Just got to remember the name of the film now.

 

BPPV?

 

I had a brief spell of that. Most unpleasant.

 

Have a dig round with these things.............. perfect.

 

Easy
Get 2 chairs a metal bar and a sledgehammer
Place the chairs back to back and put the bar across, place your watch and chain on the bar and get a friend to hit it with the sledgehammer and the wax will shoot out of your ears

 

No!

 

Small wire brush in a Dremel

 

Then set light to the wax, it fizzles.

 

I was manipulated a couple of weeks ago. Also most unpleasant. Seems to have worked though

 

Did they did the head wobbling thing to get your inner ear back in synch?

 

Kinky

 

The Fosdyke wasn't blocked this lunchtime but it had some ice on it. If it gets worse the CRT will have to call Specsavers in....or Boots!