According to the NHS I am now classed as obese. wonderful. I don’t smoke. Don’t hardly drink. Don’t gamble. Don’t womanise. The only thing I really like is food and now I’ve got to cut that down. I’m worried what effect my absence from McDonalds will have on the local unemployment figures. I’m guessing they’ll just go down to one drive through lane now. I’m going to attempt to lose a stone by Christmas. If you do happen to bump into me. Expect me to be miserable
Apparently @rustbucket s doctor said don't eat anything fatty, he said what pies chips burgers, he said no just don't eat anything - fatty
I put my weight and height into the NHS site and it said I was in the obese bracket! Overweight maybe - but obese?