Well it’s official

According to the NHS I am now classed as obese.

wonderful. I don’t smoke. Don’t hardly drink. Don’t gamble. Don’t womanise. The only thing I really like is food and now I’ve got to cut that down.

I’m worried what effect my absence from McDonalds will have on the local unemployment figures. I’m guessing they’ll just go down to one drive through lane now.

I’m going to attempt to lose a stone by Christmas.

If you do happen to bump into me. Expect me to be miserable

 

FTFY

 

How heavy does someone have to be to be classed as obese?
Asking for a friend...

 

Apparently it's something to do with your height.
Good job I'm 7' 6" tall!!

 

Normally, they measure your PPD index: Pies Per Day.

 

You're lucky, it's more common to be short for your weight.

 

Suppose that career move into sumo wrestling is on hold now.

 

Apparently @rustbucket s doctor said don't eat anything fatty, he said what pies chips burgers, he said no just don't eat anything - fatty

 

I've been on a diet I've only got 6 chins now

 

If you can lose a stone by christmas.....


























You must be a fat

 

The government along with the NHS do not want anyone to have fun anymore or enjoy life.

 

Trakker do a nice 2 man bivvy

 

Something you need to tell us Bazza

 

Never mind all that
Just drink cheap Gin then you won’t feel like eating anything

 

I put my weight and height into the NHS site and it said I was in the obese bracket! Overweight maybe - but obese?

 

But apparently it may cause you to wear your underpants on your head.

 

Obese is the new word for overweight. It sounds more clinical.

 

Hey! Don’t judge.

 

Indeed

 

I have incredibly heavy bones which affects my weight. The fat around them is very light.