What if??

What if Springsteen was born in Europe?

 

What if J-Z had 99 problems, and he was referring to the flake falling out of his ice cream onto the pavement.




Or sidewalk as he probably calls it....

 

What if lycra hadn't been invented ? What would the " go faster brigade " of cyclists wear?

 

They would be dressed in a decent & modest style.

 

what if da do Ron ron da do Ron ron was da don't Ron ron

 

what if old mcdonald didnt have a farm

 

what if cliff Richard never came back from his summer holiday

 

what is henry ford was really called henry eccleshmitt would people drive a eccleshmitt escort?

 

What if i got married ?

 

Or born in Nempnett Thrubwell.

 

What if the bird wasn't actually the word?

 

Nempnett Thrubwell? Wasn't he that Lib Dem MP who went out with one of the Cheeky Girls?

 

You're thinking of Jeremy Thorpe.

 

I always get them two mixed up

 

What if .... one can`t blame it on the boogie ??

 

What if... UB40 didn't have a rat in their kitchen?

 

There's always the moonlight...