What if??

What if we didn't keep away from Runaround Sue?


Perhaps we should get her side of the story rather than just takes Dion's word for it?

 

what if you don't want to be a teenager in love

 

what if nobody lives behind the green door

 

Try telling that to Roy Chubby Brown

 

what if " i cant getno satisfaction"

 

what if The Jackson 5 learnt the rest of the alphabet

 

What if Starship built this city on conventional stone and concrete footings, rather than rock n roll, which is a recipe for disaster if you ask me, and unlikely to satisfy current building regs.

 

I surprised it passed building inspection, frankly.

 

What if Mandy wasn't available to fly you, possibly due to a change in rostering or unexpected maintenance issues?

 

FAO Astrud Gilberto, what if I were unable to fly you to the moon to let you play among the stars? Would Butlins at Minehead do?

 

Stings a flash git , that squeaks and squalls ...and a healthy rabbit food scoffer

 

What if Papa wasn't a rolling stone, where would he have laid his hat and would he have had a home?

 

Don't tell me... I know this one....

We'd be living in such a crazy, back-to-front and upside down world that a large proportion of relatively sane, intelligent people were seriously considering electing Donald Trump as the next president of the USA!

ps... the words 'sane' and 'intelligent' may be an exaggeration and open to debate!

 

Where would your uncle be if your Aunt had a pair ?

 

......the drugs do work

 

what if we was standin on the beaches lookin at the peaches

 

I woke up this morning and everything was, generally, pretty satisfactory?

 

did anybody actually go to the woods today ?, if so , did you actually get the big surprise you were so assured of ?

 

What if she wasn't once.. twice or three times a lady but in fact a bloke called Jeremy?

 

What if sting wasn't lonely and never walked on the moon cos he was so busy "hanging" with Roxanne cos he told her to put on her red light!