What if??

What if you lot had lives

 

We're working on it, believe me, but until then.....

 

why do birds suddenly appear every time I am near?

 

...someone hadnt left the cake out in the rain?

 

What if too many cooks actually spoil a broth!

 

What if fatty could not get a lip up?
What if it isn't hip to be square
What if nice guys didn't finish last, the stairway didn't get to heaven, pale is actually the lightest shade, the Beatles didn't need any assistance, madnesses trousers were tailored and this effin MOT guy simply MOT'ed my bike rather than gabbing leaving me here in the waiting room with too much time on my hands!!

 

I think you meant didn't..

 

What if that lad out of Smokey did actually get used to not living next door to Alice?

 

What if Jonny did actually go?

 

What if Queen:

• Weren't top of their league?
• Didn't feel entrapped?
• Were quite happy to do things at their own pace?
• Liked girls with pert bums?
• Hadn't inspired Wayne's World??

 

The Torys would tax you on it....

 

What if I didn't?.....

 

What if...John Denver didn't leave on a jet plane?

 

Alice Alice - who the F is Alice?

 

What if someone helped me with my possible gearbox issue?

 

What if the Queen hadn't lived to 90!

 

Have you put some oil in it yet?

 

What if last night a DJ didn't save my life?


Although, in all honesty, if it did come to a scenario when my life needed saving, I'd rather it were a paramedic, doctor or some other member of the emergency services who did the honours thank you very much.

 

what if Eric Clapton had been a really bad shot

 

what if 10cc did actually like cricket