What if??

what if there were never any bluebirds at dover

 

What if Whitney Houston didn't always love you, but loved the crack cocaine instead?

 

She's the lady the bloke out of Smokey lived next door to. He was a bit cut up about it when she left because he never got round to telling her how he felt. Well he should have thought about that before really. I have no sympathy with procrastinators like the bloke out of Smokey. She was a nice lass too....very clean.

 

What if Glad didn't like being felt all over ...

 

What if the world of arthur brown wasn't crazy ?

 

What if the dinosaur asteroid had missed earth?
What if Harold had beaten William at Hastings?
What if the Spanish armada had succeeded?
What if Germany had won the war?
What if VW hadn't invented the Transporter?

 

What if there was only one day and what if that day was friday.

 

What if war was quite actually quite good for several things?

 

Likewise. DJs make very poor first-attenders.

 

And didn't take it to Robert E Lee

 

What if it did mean a thing, when it didn't have that swing?

 

what if jack didn't go up the hill

 

what if Stevie wonder did actually worry bout everything

 

What if Annie isn't ok?

 

What if a ten ton truck did indeed kill perennially overrated wingebag Morrissey?

 

What if Bono actually found what he was looking for? It would at least shut the sanctimonious bugger up for five minutes.

 

That would certainly have wee'd on Sting's chips

 

What if 1001 could only partially clean a big, big carpet? What if it cost substantially more than half a crown - three shillings, say? Or if, despite Cyril Lord's assurance, you couldn't afford the luxury?

We live in troubling times...