Today is Tell an Old Joke Day

Have you spoken to your GP about this? Probably nothing to worry about.

 

Two Irish friends leave the pub. One says to other, 'I can't be bothered to walk all the way home.'

‘I know, me too — but we've no money for a cab and we've missed the last bus home.'

'We could steal a bus from the depot,' replies his mate.

They arrive at the bus depot and one goes in to get a bus while the other keeps a look-out.

After what seems like ages, the look-out shouts, 'What are you doing? Have you not found one yet?'
'I can't find a No. 29.'

'Oh Jaysus Christ, ye tick sod! Take a No. 14 and we'll walk from the roundabout!’

 

What do you call a lady who always stands on the horizon?

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