2 monkeys get into a bath, the first one says "ooh ooh ooh aah aah", the second one says "put some cold in"
Tommy Cooper Have a lovely little car so small when a mosquito bit me i had to get out to let my arm swell up. Lovely car two tone red and rust, Could he be driving a camper for the last one?
At least as old as Moses, who strangely used to like old British motorbikes - his triumph was heard through the desert...
Skeleton walks into bar. The barman says "The usual?". Skeleton says "Yep, pint of lager and a floorcloth".
The people of Aden, Arabia, Kuwait, Eygypt do not like the Flintstones! But the people of Abu Dabhi Dooooo!
How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts........... With jam in...........get it wiv jamin..,.,..................... I'll get mi coat
Man with his dog in the pub ,dog starts licking his parts ,drunk walks over n says to the owner , i wish i could do that , he said if you ask him nicely he might let ya
This is a cracking joke.... http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-TOYO...rg=20140131123801&rk=2&rkt=15&sd=331264985885