We all know someone for whom every day is Tell An Old Joke Day, but there’s now a day when we can all put aside our reticence and let rip with our own ‘I say, I say, I say’ and ‘Knock, knock’ chestnuts. Tell An Old Joke Day is your opportunity to raise the nervous wreck from the quivering depths, bring the awful-smelling noseless dog back in from the cold, and press the button for the chicken stuck forever at the pedestrian crossing. Like any endangered species, old jokes must reproduce if they are not to die out entirely, and the old ones are supposed to be the best, anyway. There may be a lot of groaning from initiates, but there’s no joke so old that at least one person hasn’t heard it yet. Why should they be allowed to escape the suffering of the rest of us?
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me." The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
two nuns driving down the road when they get cut up by another driver one nun says to the other one show him your cross so she gets out the car and jumps up and down on his bonnet while screaming at him
why isnt there any telephones in china because theres to many wings and theres to many wongs and they might wing the wong number
Works better if you tell it properly Some people only know old jokes & as for me I can't tell the jokes I do know because I'd have to give myself a ban from TLB
bit of a long one sorry!.....(no pun intended). A young man in love with his girlfriend decided to have her name tattooed on his old chap. Wendy, when the tattooist finished it said WY. The tattooist explained he had to get excited to show her the full WENDY. Few weeks later while at the pub he goes to the toilets, and standing next to him was a big black fella who he just happened to glance at his plonker and noticed he also had a W Y Tattooed on. "Oh is your girlfriend named Wendy too?" "No, Man. it says Welcome to Jamaica Have a Nice Day".