Today is Tell an Old Joke Day

What so you call a seagull on his head....

Cliff

 

A photon walks into ma bar and says "a pint please" the barman says "yeah, i know"

 

Two cannibals eating a clown. One says to the other "does this taste funny to you"

 

What do cows eat for breakfast?



Moooooosli

 

What is a ghosts favorite food?



Ghoulash

 

I have found the right level to pitch at after all this time

 

groan

 

how do you keep a moderator in suspense?

 

Are you having time off for good behaviour or have you escaped

 

What do you call a man who spends alot of time in the bathroom , under the thumb

 

under the feckin bath more like...'tis a small space in which to work....nearly finished though

 

I'm here of my own free will (so I've been told)

 

top lad

 

had a couple of push fits 'pop'.....shortly after Erm had painted the kitchen ceiling (directly below the leak )

 

old school is best

 

nice, my water feed from downstairs to upstairs is behind my oven tower, i used push fits that decided to pop just after id finished the kitched and had the ovens wired in,,all out

 

Jeez thats ugly

 

Whats green and turns red at the flick of a switch?
Kermit in a liquidizer

And my non pc one

What part of a vegetable cant you eat?
His wheelchair

 

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?
Bob

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?
Russel

 

speed fit's are great for fittings you can reach easily....pain in the arris for anything remote