GrumpFest ideas wanted

Whittling? Can we have whittling?? We could all whittle a pipe each & sit round, legs comfortably crossed, doing cryptic crosswords & pondering!!

 

We will all need a pair of those slacks, the ones with a zip all the way to the navel & no hint of a ball! I call 'em Frank Tallack pants after a bloke my dad knew, he always had a pair on, not all the same colour either. He was the spitting image of Ray Reardon who I bet also wore Frank Talkack pants?!

 

And polyester tops with a collar.

 

Neil Innes did it earlier and better than Billy Bragg.

I'll be in there with you comrade.

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I want a stall selling elastic waisted trousers and shoes with Velcro instead of laces.

 

With a prize for the best John Shuttleworth ‘oooph’ noises made getting in and out of them


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Haha, never seen that before, very bob of the Dylaness. One of my favourite quotes on Dylan;
"how come you can play guitar and harmonica at the same time like Bob Dylan or Neil Young and you're a genius; you make an extra effort to strap some cymbals to your knees, people are crossing the street to get the hell away from you just because you add a percussion section to your legs." rich Hall




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And pyjama bottoms that don’t get eaten by yer bum every time you bend down...?
When DID that start happening?


I shall be performing with my operatic singing group ‘the three Tena ladies’


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I am convinced that when you reach a certain age you get given the address of a clothes shop that is only available to those of a certain age.
Elasticated trousers, which go up to chest height.
White joggers, which everyone else has to wear welding goggles to view.
Sports socks, also blindingly white, which able to be drawn up to the bottom of your knees.
Badly fitting golf shirts.
Polyester cardigans.

 

Is there something you need to tell us Mr T

 

Yesterday I visited three museums, had a nice cup of tea and some cake, bought some pencils. had a fish supper and moaned about other peoples driving skills , or lack of. Am I in?

 

No ,you cannot bring your own alcohol in to the event,prices at the bar will be £6 per half pint .

 

Will the beer be warm?

 

Of course

 

Ice cream prices

Cornet £4
With flake £4.50
Lolly £3.

 

Early bird tickets

All week end , Friday till Monday
£5.95 per person
Dogs £89.00

Camping all weekend £120.00

Bring your own toilet paper and seat

 

You were always the in Nick

 

@jivedubbin what time does the show-in grump start?

 

I’m thinking that we can get include the MOTTLBOFC AGM