GrumpFest ideas wanted

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bernjb56, Jun 18, 2018.

  1. My No 1 Rule to Live By.
     
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  2. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    :thinking: :thinking: :thinking:
     
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  3. Aaaagh! Sorry I’m firmly in the ‘loathe’ camp for Billy. I bet he talks RP at home and that accent he sings in is fake. (Ducks for cover)

    See, started grumbling already. This is going swimmingly!
     
  4. It’s a well known medical fact that the only thing that cools you down is 75% gin to 25% tonic.
     
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  5. Or a bucket of Pimms :thumbsup:
     
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  6. can we have 'tutting loud enough' workshops with an advanced section for 'rolling eyes while tutting loud enough'?
     
  7. Can we have a discussion corner about motorway middle-lane hogs?
    People who chew with their mouth open?
    People who throw their used McDonald’s Marmitee food cartons out of their car window.

    Oh Lordy, there goes me blood pressure.
     
  8. behave!
     
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  9. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    :thinking:
     
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  10. Is there an MA option for muttering ‘oh for God’s SAKE’ under your breath?
     
  11. All of the above, especially littering. Anyone chucking their McD wrappers out the window or, worse, running over it in their Corsa should be shot in the face with a large handgun. Harsh, I know, but these things have to done.
     
  12. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Well..

    Rudeness.

    Know it all 30 something blokes. Grrr

    Know it all 30 something ladies.

    Fake tan.

    Overpriced coffee?

    Huge TV's in living rooms the size of the box it came in?

    Ebay customers.....
     
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  13. I went all teenager yesterday after buying the latest edition of The Meaning Of Liff, walking down the street totally engrossed, but reading a book!!! Not a poncy phone, harumph! And kids think they invented walking into post boxes!!!
     
  14. Testing ones tolerance. anything over five seconds gets a bag of Wurthers.
     
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  15. Shackletons chair getting out of. They're lovely you know. My daughter in law bought me this........ etc.
     
  16. Martin Baker do one that’s much easier to get out of :thumbsup:
     
  17. Jack Tatty

    Jack Tatty Supporter and teachers pet

    Will there be a field for playing football in, but you have to wear black boots. No other shade of boot allowed. No rolling on the floor feigning a ruptured aorta if another player so much as brushes against you. You can wear your socks rolled down to your ankles or just below the knees if you wish, but categorically not over your knees (wtf is that all about? :mad:).
     
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  18. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    :lol::lol:
     
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  19. @Kkkaty whay if you do all three:cool:
     
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  20. @crossy2112
    Love the Progidy that much I bought the wife a remix CD back in the day for valentines. Oh forgot to mention it was a remix of Slap my bitch-up!
    I was order to take it back!
     
    Last edited: Jun 19, 2018
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