Don't fret. It's just a special event where the teenagers have to run the gauntlet of the older generation tutting at them loudly, mocking their dress sense and musical taste, and raising their eyebrows at the daft way they talk
I did a top grumpy traveller/radio 2 listener thing on the way to Cleethorpes this afternoon There was a 5 mile queue Southbound where a lorry had lost its load. Folk were getting out of their cars as it was so stationary. I rang traffic line and left a message saying as such. Imagine me fuming when all Bobby Prior said was that’s lorry had lost its load and a lane was shut!! If I’d heard that I would have been within my rights to imagine maybe a 15 min delay, not a get out my car as I’m boiling to death!! I was so incensed I rang back and left another message berating their crap misleading traffic announcement
So, what you are saying is, you’d like long queues to get in to GrumpFest, with misleading information