Your working day. What's it like?

today, two young scamps, who were obviously wagging school, kept riding past the group pulling wheelies and generally dicking about....one shouted "I don't need road safety!"
I said "Good Luck with that..."
he turned round to shout "What?" and rode into the back of his mate......made I larf

 

keep cranking them out PT.....

 

bet you can't incorporate the word 'cadence' into a pun....

 

give me a brake!

 

I'd throw some bike related puns into the mix, but I wouldn't want to derailleur.....

 

I was hoping my last effort would stem the flow....it clearly had no bearing on your decision to carry on....

 

Today I was mostly working around Kelly Brooks house again, it's getting dull now.

 

I've seen your Farcebook posts.

 

i've had a good day..

I have a little competiton with this English guy, he is 62...(unregistered to work and on the dole)

This one house ,they do a house swap ,I look after the garden ,last time the pool went green , so this time (instead of asking me )they asked the 62 year old (probably because of cost) ,just been round to do the grass and the pool is pea green ...

Not very nice for the New Zealand tourists ,but i have a big smile on my face...

Talk about job satisfaction...

also the silly begger has run the pump and heater for 4 days hoping it will clear ,wish I was a fly on the wall when the owners get the electric bill...

 

did you pee init

 

wish I had...

But peed behind the swimmpool heater ,just over the electrical cables to see how good the insulated electrics are...

 

One of the nursery nurses spent the afternoon dressed in a cardi, lurvely red velour dressing up skirt and wellies after a new little love projectile vomited over her 3 times over an hour. She'll take our advice and bring spare clothes from now on I think