If the guy is cutting the grass Bazza, you want to stay off it! It could have anything from glucose to paracetemol in. Edit: Unless it's cheap then why not go full the full oscar?
CLIVE: The worst job I ever had was with Jayne Mansfield. You know, she was a fantastic bird, you know ..... DEREK: Yeah, yeah. CLIVE: ..... , huge bum, and everything like that, but I had the terrible job of retrieving lobsters from her bum. DEREK: Really? Bloody hell, that must have been a task. CLIVE: Well, it was quite a task 'cause she had a big bum .....
Nothing in 'em as they cooked them in front of you, dished 'em out, then sort of skulked off round the back for 20minutes. First time we legged it we must have waited half an hour before getting off, but after that it was a free for all. One night we went out with a couple of lads we met on a day trip, making four of us. During the night we met up with 5 girls who tagged along for drinks etc. So that night there was 9 (nine) of us all legging it down a busy main road, mostly still chomping on burgers.
Worst job = delivering wine around that London. Nowhere to park. Having to trolly cases of the stuff through the streets then you get there and it's a ruddy wine cellar down narrow steps or worse up steps with no lift. Lasted a day. f that.
