Worst job

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Barry Haynes, Dec 9, 2016.

  1. Can you say "Whelk and cockle bottling factory packing boxes" after three gins?
     
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  2. matty

    matty Supporter

    Use to fix them regularly when i worked for the NHS
    had blow back on one once, it took a week for the smell to go out of my nose.
     
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  3. Ozziedog

    Ozziedog Supporter


    I always thought that I'd never be any good as a gynaecologist as well

    Ozziedog ',,,,,,,,,,, but I'll give it me best shot.
     
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  4. Best thing is to go swimming. The chlorine helps!
     
  5. Not the worst job today but I repaired a burst water main under the floor today, house had solid oak floors and tiles in other areas, I had to go under stairs lift floor boards and crawl under whole sub floor and repair burst main, spend all morning under there only see daylight about lunch time I felt like a prisoner of war in his escape tunnel!

    Maceraters and blocked drains are worse though
     
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  6. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    Bit harsh
     
  7. Flakey

    Flakey Supporter

    Me neither but it pays the mortgage :D
     
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  8. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    Are you sure? IMG_0038.JPG
     
  9. During an already eventful fortnight in Benidorm (yep, same jollies where I "took a chance"), the toilet in our room was blocked slightly & it was one of those where the water rises to the top of the bowl, lifting the floaters & layered toilet paper, then slowly seeps away. After about a week & a half of complaining to our rep but still using said offending sanitary ware, the contents had grown into a mound. One afternoon after a day on the beach we were greeted by the hotel manager & rep in our room. The manager was emerging from the bathroom, rolling down his sleeve & shaking his head. Words were unnecessary!
     
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  10. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    Made me laugh, but I'm a sicko
     
  11. My friend was a dentist - he said starting work first thing in the morning on teeth that had bits of bacon etc between them - after having had a good night out with the lads the night before - was not a good experience
     
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  12. Made us laugh at the time, Bazza, but we were only 19 back then. Proper lads holiday although there was just two of us. We got up to loads of mischief. Makes me shudder at the thought!
     
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  13. I reckon that a forensic scientist working on decaying dead bodies must rank as one of the worst - or possibly doing autopsies on said bodies.
     
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  14. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    First lads holiday I went on was to Benidorm around 75/76, there was about 9 of us, one of my mates took a dump over the balcony, we were 9 floors up, :eek:
     
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  15. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    Would put you off bacon for life
     
  16. Thing is this world is full of people that like doing different things ,for instance I would do the drains ,cut up body's and clean someones back yard;) ,than do any driving job ,including taxi's...:D

    I get to cut grass ,best job in the world...:hattip:
     
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  17. I think I'd quite like doing autopsies :thumbsup:
     
  18. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    :)
     
  19. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    I'll have a Henry, if it good gear
     
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  20. We were fans of the 14th floor water ballon high drop into the main street, ducking back into the shadows & listening to the shrieks - much fun! It started one night using condoms - what a waste! We also frequented a burger van & ran off, giggling, without paying nearly every night! They had already given me the sh*ts so nothing to lose. I still wonder why they carried on serving us??
     
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