Worst job

ive just driven down a country lane, one of the houses was having its cesspit emptied the smell was awful, at first I thought it was the breath lady, I couldn't do that job for all the tea in china, can you think of a job that's worse

 

Unblocking the pipe that feeds the cesspit .

 

The guys are probably so used to it that they don't notice the smell anymore. I wouldn't fancy being one of those teams that has to go into a house that been left uninhabitable, the sort of ones that you see on some of the TV programmes where they have to wear masks etc when they go into to clean it out yak

 

I never understood why someone would want to be a chiropodists

 

Standing in an awash save-all whilst cleaning out the blocked pump that should have pumped it over the side. Wouldn't happen these days as the sewage is tanked aboard.

 

I imagine there are a fair few beauticians out there that don't really look forward to some women turning up for their bikini wax

 

Professional Boil Sucker!

 

That is what I expect, if you want to join me in my shed that is

 

I used to install and service slaughterhouse equipment . That could be a bit ripe !!!

 

John Terrys marriage guidance councillor?

 

Worst smell ever is in the flesh house at a hunt Kennels, feeling sick just thinking of it.
Cutting up rotting carcasses, the smell is way beyond cess pits.

 

I used to be a Lion tamer, the bloody things stunk worse than any cesspit or hunt job.
Essentially, we used to starve the stinkers for a week and then throw them a jointed sheep.
By the time they'd eaten all that, they could barely be arsed to roar, never mind get up and move,
and that's when we'd go in & start prodding them with a balsa wood chair.

I can still smell Lion, I only have to see the things on the telly & my minds nose remembers it.
& I've still got the sodding scars.

 

Wow - a lion tamer - that takes some beating for a dangerous job

 

there isn't enough gin in the world!

 

I could never be a gynaecologist.

 

Agree with snotty above.

Also dentist for me is a no no.

 

I once had an interview for a whelk and cockle bottling factory packing boxes. Got the job and morning rolls round and I'm sitting on the bus on the way to work with the early shift and they all stank of pickled fish. I only lasted a day.

 

Yup. Dentist, gyno or proctologist. I'd rather dig drains.

 

Had to repair a mascerator (look it up...) last week .
Only a domestic unit but pretty stomach churning stuff .
And the problem was ??

A (walnut sized) peach stone had jammed the blades - the tenant had somehow managed to swallow it , WHOLE and pass it out the other end without so much as breaking a sweat .

Forrin ways eh