It was in the cells. And at 6am when they booted me out next morning. I had to get a bus to the campsite where my mates were and where theyd taken my scoot. So there i am sitting on the bus in nothing but a grass skirt.
I no longer accept points or fines, whats more I can get anyone off points & a fine, I'm thinking of running a part time business getting people off. Sorry if this offends anyone but the fact is the system is flawed & the real bad uns get off with it all.
Accident free on four wheels.. Bikes thou' Started when I borrowed my Mum's Honda 90 (great bike!) to go to a party... Coming back in the wet I came of the back and slide down an alleyway wrapping myself round a bollard. Winded (scary), couple of bruised ribs, got away with it. Started despatch riding. Came of all the time, mostly just slide offs. Used to ride old Suzi GT 250s with massive avon fairings on. (Still didnt keep the front wheel down. Got tangled up with my mate chatting on the bikes riding down the Harrow Road. Boss saw us but let us off cause he thought it was funny. Had someone open a door on me whilst filtering through standing traffic on the A40 at 60. That hurt, twisted up my ankle and bruised my right side. Another company bike GS42e. Worst was on the back of my mates Z900, a present to himself when he was stood up at the alter.. Classic car turning right at traffic lights. He didnt steer round it, I tried to on the back! Dug the bike into the wing. I popped my right leg open on the overtaking mirror going up, saw the tops of the traffic lights and the sale notice go upside down in the supermarket opposite. landed popping my ankle touching my toe to the back of my leg and it popped back in again! Ended up on my back in shop whilst my mate was arguing with the car driver. most accidents after were just slide offs. Got good at laying bikes down on the deck, did it delibaretly a couple of times (different story) Been caught speeding 6 or 7 times but most of them simple SP30s in 30mph in London, one 37mph. [glow=red,2,300]FACT[/glow] off life in London. last one coming of soon. I ride faster now than I ever did... It's my guilty pleasure and I should grow up but screw that! Cheers s
I`ve driven loads of cars and bikes over the years, have also crashed loads of bikes and cars over the years, I`ve had a varied collection of points up to and including the twelve points just as they first brought in the twelve point rule and just got away with it, have three current points but about a dozen or so on there that have worn off ^-^ Been in hospital on various occasions and driven like a looney most of my life. Now days I have slowed up a bit ,, or the brakes are just better, I`m not totally sure ;D But the worse offence I`ve had was when Mrs Ozziedog went to M&S and got me two pairs of nice warm corduroy trousers for work, within a month, both pairs had worn through the cord bit about three to four inches above the knee So Mrs Ozziedog took them back, complained, got two new pairs and a shopping voucher for her troubles, but no one could work out why they`d worn in that particular place ??? Then one day it just dawned on me as I`m cruising up the motorway with the radio blaring, cruise control on etc etc as I`m rolling myself a golden v , I happened to notice I was steering with my knees : Mrs Ozziedog was not best impressed when I told her : Ozziedog,,,,,,,,,,,, BAD Dog !! :
Does anybody else on here get up to whatever speed on the motorway then close your eyes for two seconds and count ,,,,, one,,,, two,,,, slowly, then open your eyes again ????? And then for three seconds,, and then,,, Ozziedog,,,,,,,,,,,,, Seriously disturbed ;D
