Which TV personality would you like to punch?

Can we add anyone called Rupert to the general list especially when pronounced woopert

 

Absolutely. And Ralph (pronounced "Rayf").

 

I'd like to punch Joanna Lumley. Is that wrong?

 

Why?
OK
Why not

 

Yes
She has some friends with Very sharp knives

 

those gurkas ,they can shimmy in to your kitchen and leap out at you,all I'm saying is don't upset jo

 

If we are hitting females can I please give Lily Allen a sly dig. That bird just isn't right. Bloody opinionated mutton headed twonk.

 

You have my permission!

 

Excellent. She's too goody-goody.

 

Absolutely. She's completely brainless.

 

And too fake voicey, darlingy... I have to restrain myself from putting my foot through the telly when she is on...

 

Yep. Much overated.

 

...and gargle with TCP.

 

Gah! I can smell it now

 

Yes.
1. She's female
2. She's posh totty
3. The Gurkahs will find you...

 

Didn't Chas & Dave have a song about them?

 

Very similar. Isn't she involved with that garden bridge across the Thames? What a complete waste of money that would be. Some people haven't got the sense they were born with....

 

That Tim bloke on car S O S enuff said.