Might have been said already, but Jeremy vine is an annoying, whiny insincere ***** imho. In fact, most people called Jeremy need a slap. Apart from the brilliant Jeremy Hardy of course.
Cliff Mitchelmore Larry Grayson Bamber Gascoigne Rod Hull Little and Large Tony Hatch Kojak Benny from Crossroads Bernie the bolt Val Doonican Michael Crawford Alice (from Alice and Crystaltips)... And Crystaltips Anyone on 'Seeside Special' ...all in-period slapping possibilities. So much to choose from.
Mine's not on telly though I think he really wants to be. He's on Radio 5 Live late at night. Knows everything and everybody. If someone mentions Chuck Berry it's ' Oh yes I used to jam with him back in the day' Not sure what his name is , something like Dotton Adebayo. I literally cannot stand to listen to him. I prefer to listen to the Shipping Forecast or Bells on Sunday. I like just about everybody else.
I'll have to disagree with you there @snotty, although officially a 'Jeremy' my dearest other half doesn't go by the title, except for official purposes. However, I've just thought of Jeremy Hunt... So you may have a point after all...