Which TV personality would you like to punch?

So wrong.... some images can never leave you...... arrrrrhhhhhhh

 

Thats made me proper laugh... not the toe bit, just wanting to punch him.... how about a duet, you happy tap his misses and I'll take the big V! :-D

 

@MrsVolkswombat my wife is more shocked that he went to six form!!

 

'Tis true. He even made into the 'Famous past pupils' section of St John Rigby wiki page.

 

For me I don't think he could get any higher credit

 

No chance, he'd sort you out in a flash

 

I think he was on X factor or summat like that. Didn't win anything but like a few of them has managed to carve himself out a career for the time being. Has unnaturally white teeth.

 

Which one is the donkey?
Driving a donkey and cart, Britain’s got talent judge, David Walliams arrives at the Opera House for an event to publicise the TV programme.

 

Now I know it's wrong to punch a lady, but lumley was properly getting on my t.I.ts with her blatantly put on luvvie voice last night... can one of the ladies of tlb give her a bit of a slap please,

thanks.

 

A relation of Mrs Phooey worked for him as a bodyguard a few years ago and reckons he's a proper fruit loop wandering around the house in the wee small hours drinking cans of red bull getting hyper and just acting like a complete (insert appropriate swear word here)

 

Joanna Lumley can give me a slap anytime.

 

Mike Brewer - the epitome of what a stereotypical used car salesman is like. Always trying to 'bid' people and make out he's making great profits on cars that he doesn't take into account the labour charges for

 

Get to the back of the queue!

 

She's a bit wrinkly these days...

 

So am I.

 

Only if you're older than me.

 

There was summat about his management team putting tickets for his upcoming shows on secondary ticketing sites at vastly inflated prices. Pretty low thing to do, shows complete disdain for fans. Not sure whether His Robbness knew about it, hard to imagine he wouldn't know....

 

Suspect I am. sir

 

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