Excellent negotiation skills "I want world peace, freedom from poverty and racial harmony". "No". "Ok, I'll just buy a few bits for my van, then..."
I think you should fake your death, vanish for a few days fishing, then reappear in the shower like Bobby Ewing did and tell your wife she must have dreamt the whole thing. Fool proof if you ask me.....
I go to Frant Lakes and other business fisheries around my area. They are great for taking a camper van, parking up near your swim. Most places allow night fishing if you want it or camping overnight at a secure site.
I think you should bring it up ASAP! Cleaning your bivvy has dropped the hint so she's prob already on it, leaving a longer time to bring it up may start to irritate her. That's my sensible womanly advice
I find that having a mutual agreements with the other half works well. So she does exactly as she wants, and I do exactly as I am told.
I would come and have a beer with ya but the bloke who runs orchid doesn't allow guests, unless it's your wife. I could dress up.
Ok I'll tell him to expect my wife, may I suggest a flowery summer dress and sling backs, I'll get you a bottle of Martini, what do you prefer dry or sweet
surely the early call was a taxi job to oxford , oh no!! you broke down n aa are chocker , that way you will def get a bite one way or another baz. Carp life innit.
