So my 2 mates are off carp fishing next week to Oxfordshire and have asked me to go with them, so this morning I got up extra early did the washing up, made Mrs H a cup of tea, got my daughter ready for school and did the school run, I think Ill treat her to take away tonight and a nice bottle of wine, then I'll drop it into the conversation, wish me luck
Insist you both have a weekend at home consisting of a vigorous lovemaking marathon. You'll get the weekend off to go fishing......
You forgot the breakfast... what good is a cup of tea in the morning without the toast or cereal... EPIC FAIL!! Your only hope is a romantic chickflik along with your takeaway - Maid in Manhatton usually works for me.
She already knows you're up to something and will now be prepared with a list of alternative 'family' activities that 'everyone' in the house enjoys, like shopping. Good luck.
What if she says yeah alright, whats he gonna do then Ive got some books to help but, he could be in trouble there
you've failed before you started, you should get the missus to suggest it. Per example, the lads have asked if I want to go fishing this weekend, ive said its to short notice and I want family time, look forlornly at the corner of the ceiling, take a big pause, smile make her a cup of tea, 15 mins later when you have not reappeared, she will find you sorting thru fishing gear and say to you go on get yourself fishing for the weekend, the shopping, visit to the inlaws etc will wait. If that fails instigate a massive barney and go away for the weekend to gather your thoughts, returning x amount of days later, declaring your undying love for her, and a boosted catch album
Just tell her your poping out for 5mins then a hour later text her say your mates have insisted you go fishing with them It's better to ask forgiveness than permission
