What's my chances?

Tell her that they have kidnapped you. chained you to your bivvy.

 

I go fishing when I like. Old and single, wonderful.

 

Yes!

TLB kidnapping club

We could all use it when we needed to get away from the missus

Or get people we dont like

 

A TLB collective, we could supply a service, the phone call to get you out of social events etc, tranny van with 4 masked tlb members and a boot full of fishing gear.

 

really? Surely a late bay instead of a transit, oh hang on.....getaway vehicle, maybe you are right.

 

about the same amount of rust but a few more million on the road.

 

My tactic is to exaggerate my demand, then settle for something less. So for example, if you want 3 Yorkshire puds, say 'I'll have 5 puds please'. She'll say 'don't be so greedy, you're already too fat, you can have 3'.
She gets to feel in control, you get what you want.

Tell her your going on a lads weekend on the Reeperbahn. She'll let you go fishing

 

Isn't this why these were invented?

 

Orchid lake, Oxfordshire, they call it the home of the thirties

 

I know it. Only down the road from me, but I've never fished it for some reason.

 

Love it

 

Do you know St. John's and Manor at linear fisheries, if so any good?

 

Not fished them either but heard they're good. The only bad I've heard is a few people getting robbed of their gear. Hopefully they've upped their security now.

 

A lot round this way are getting hit with otters and mink at the moment.

 

If I go do you fancy a nice new fur coat

 

Lucky all the lakes I fish have otter proof fencing

 

Pop down I'll have plenty of londons finest with me

 

EA have screwed fisherman well and truly there.

 

Does that mean you have the ok from the Mrs?

 

Not yet, but she's in a good mood so it's looking good, she knows I'm up to something cos I've been cleaning my bivvy in the garden, my god it was dirty,