What the hell is the point of a bagel?

post? what post? i see no evidence of bagel song anywhere! im wearing bagel filter spectacles now

 

I'm not Jewish but I know a Jewish guy who makes the holes in bagels. They're all made by single young men. I advise that you don't eat the ones which look like they have icing or primula cheese spread on them

Jews are circumcised for a reason you know

 

They must be very small bagels

 

This is precisely why I avoid Otis Spunkmeyer products...

 

I'm not with you?
Winkie?
What do you call the stalk on the left of the column?
The one that controls your left / right winkies?
My bagels have room to flap about a bit.















Oh my God!

You, a moderator, thought that I hung a bread product on my penis!
And, even worse than that, had the audacity to post about it on a family frum.

I am shocked

 

Scurrilous allegation, of course I meant the indicator stalk, where you got that other idea from I have no idea.
It's time to get your mind out the cesspool it's evidently in.

 

Can we have @terrordales back, please. I hate that avatar!

 

Is this better?

 

Slightly. Actually, yes.

 

Better?

 

That's just weird

 

I'm not changing it again








unless I find another picture I like.

 

never guess who i just saw?

yeah, thats right, Mary Poppins. Had her umbrella with her and everything. only problem is, she was only eating a darn bagel

 

Not sure if this thread has recurring harmless humour or a definite anti-semitic streak to it. I do hope it's the former as I'm fond of this forum.

Anyway, bagels are largely tasteless pap. A proper deli-baked beigel is what you want.

 

I think it's really anti-bagel but will keep an eye on it

 

Can't quite see how not liking bagels is anti-semitic however each to their own.

 

No!

 

Meanwhile, at Finklesteins Jewish family bakery.........
We could make a fortune.......then start a bank.....
I know, let's rip off the customers .........therefore making even more money

I know a Jewish guy who makes the holes in bagels. They're all made by single young men. I advise that you don't eat the ones which look like they have icing or primula cheese spread on them
Jews are circumcised for a reason you know

This must be that 'acceptable' racism, I've heard about
I'm only pulling this is up, because I was modded for a pretty innocuous post, while these comments and others remain unchallenged...

I'm sure the OPs are just joking, and this is clearly their intention (so I'm not pointing the finger at you guys...) just questioning the consistency....and probably making myself trouble in the process.

We all, mods included, need to accept that humorous stereotyping is entrenched in our culture...it's the sentiment that needs to be questioned....

 

Watching

 

Here's a picture of @vanorak and myself at a recent chicken soup convention...