What the hell is the point of a bagel?

You just made me think of this:

"We don't LIKE muffins around here! We want no muffins, no toast, no teacakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes and no hot-cross buns and DEFINITELY no smegging flapjacks!"

Damn you to hell, I'm going to have to go and watch some Red Dwarf now.......

 

I'm Jewish and they are yummy, bagels with no holes in are for fat folk so obviously not you @volkswombat

 

They are lower fat alternative to bread rolls cos they have the middles taken out of them, or so that's what the big conspirisey is.

Bagels cream cheese with chopped apples and raisins on it. Yum yum

 

You related to Dave Gorman?!

 

More toast anyone?

 

didn't you read the website link....?

 

I like Gales on my toast

 

she likes volkswombats on hers

 

Songs bout toast. Infinite, tar zillions
Songs about bagels. None. Nada, couldn't find any

Bagels are charlatans, importers, they have no middle for goodness sake.
Toast has a middle

 

Almost, we have have a name in common

 

He would never do such a thing.

 

And a beginning and an end. Toast is an entire story. Bagel history? Made up!

 

She loves it, slap with a bit of toast, smear of Gales on the buttock.....
Never has she asked to introduce a bagel into the foray

 

A shameless rip off from the Blazing Saddles sketch....

 

I got it if it make u feel any better

 

Sorry CollyP....10 out of 10 for sarcasm masquerading as ignorance whilst at the same time being in on the joke

it can get a bit confusing on here....