My father in law keeps going on to us about I need to go to the shops, my wife said what do you really need are you about to go hungry? FFS there was nothing on his list but he doesn't want to miss out! He's not even old enough to remember WW2.
I recognise that urge. It's fear of the unknown. It goes like this and surely we all recognise it?... Will the food supply carry on as ever? Well, 99% sure it will, yes, but what if it got more serious and I'd sat being good and not stocking up... I'd regret that for sure...so maybe I should go out and stock up, then I'd be sure, for a while anyway...and know I did what I could. I think it must be human nature, assuming I am in fact human. Resisted so far, but it does niggle, I admit it!
I have been reliably informed the date for the upcoming purge is being set. My new security company is up and running to advise on how best to secure your home. Stay safe citizens
Hmmmm, I live in a smallish village. I shouldn’t need loads. Enough to fire warning shots initially. Best make it a round 500 and I’ll take a whaling harpoon to if you can get your hands on one
I need a smallish nuke..... enough for about 60,000 people.... that should do, I think. If it works well enough I may be in the market for a slightly bigger one! Let me have your paypal details
500 rounds won’t even get me to the first lunchtime. I have a considerable hit list, which regularly gets added to. I’m gonna need this purge to last a good three months at least to allow me to have a proper clear out.
Now Mozzers say their sales are up 5% leaving empty shelves. Now I know a matching drop in supply won't give a similar result, but I bet it won't be far off.
