This morning I swallowed...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by snotty, Jul 17, 2015.

  1. I think I would seek advice. The glass could break and grind about in your intestines. And I'm being serious.
     
  2. They're hard plastic resin - I doubt even my ferocious digestive juices could burn through that. The leads are folded over, so nothing sticking out.

    I'll give it a rinse and stick it on eBay...
     
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  3. Can I just take this opportunity to apologise for the crude and vulgar reply I made some moments earlier.
    I knowingly avoided the site swear filter which is there for my good and for the good of all of us.
    This is a family site and if folk like me go around playing fast and loose, there is no telling where it will all end and furthermore...

    Plus eleventy on the seeking advice thing, kids who swallow hearing aid batteries connect the circuit in they gut
    and all sorts of horrible internal bleeding results, like I said earlier I don't want to worry you unduly but if you survive the weekend etc.
     
  4. Anytime now there's going to be a light bulb moment
     
  5. I won't even be looking for it, mate...
     
  6. was it philips
     
  7. Remember to chew the next time you eat a potato in order to reduce the risk of the LED firing up....:eek:
     
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  8. unidentified flashing beacon seen in the solent , shipping has been warned to steer clear .
     
  9. You have to look on the bright side.




    it could have been a 4ft fluorescent tube
     
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  10. Winds light to variable, rising to gale force...
     
  11. God, getting a refund in Screwfix was sooo embarrassing...
     
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  12. low WSW filling rapidly...heavy precipitation likely in the South West. :eek:
     
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  13. Tuesday wildchild

    Tuesday wildchild I'm a circle!

    Wee need too know.

    You can't leave us dangling.
     
  14. Sudden showers in the South expected...
     
  15. iminent
     
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  16. Didn't you have to retrieve something from your dogs bottom recently ?
    Payback time me thinks. Dogs paws and tongue up yer bum!
     
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  17. It's Karma, maaaan...
     
  18. Zed

    Zed Gradually getting grumpier

    Is it here yet?
     
  19. If you start saying "Elliot" in a funny voice, I am Not touching that light with my finger :eek:
     
  20. A girl at school swallowed one of her contact lenses...then after a few days announced that she'd "found it". The mind boggles...
     
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