This morning I swallowed...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by snotty, Jul 17, 2015.

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  1. snotty

    snotty

    ...a #286 wedge-base LED instrument bulb, value 79p.

    Had two Nurofen capsules in my back pocket as me sinuses were playing up, together with the bulb for the clock in my Bay. Slung contents of pocket down the hatch with a good slurp of tea, then realised the bulb was missing.

    If it reappears, I'll put it on Classifieds in case anyone wants it :thumbsup:
     
    snotty, Jul 17, 2015
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  2. Terrordales

    Terrordales Nightshift

    So the light will shine out of your Arze.
     
    Terrordales, Jul 17, 2015
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  3. snotty

    snotty

    Should've put wires on it...
     
    snotty, Jul 17, 2015
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  4. Tuesday wildchild

    Tuesday wildchild I'm a circle!

    A light snack for breakfast want set up uP for the day.
     
    Tuesday wildchild, Jul 17, 2015
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  5. Moons

    Moons Supporter

    Thank god, I thought this was going to be some debauched rent boy story...
     
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    Moons, Jul 17, 2015
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  6. Paul Weeding

    Paul Weeding

    LED..... Light emitting dump??

    :lol:
     
    Paul Weeding, Jul 17, 2015
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  7. oscar

    oscar

    Is there light at the end of the tunnel yet?
     
    oscar, Jul 17, 2015
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  8. Dazza

    Dazza Eyebrow not high brow

    That old chestnut:thumbsup:
    'Honestly nurse - I swallowed it - it must have grown inside!':D

    [​IMG]
     
    Dazza, Jul 17, 2015
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  9. Spacecowboyuk

    Spacecowboyuk

    Breakfast of Kings. Enjoy.
     
    Spacecowboyuk, Jul 17, 2015
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  10. Paul Weeding

    Paul Weeding

    Illuminating thread....

    :hattip:
     
    Paul Weeding, Jul 17, 2015
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  11. Terrordales

    Terrordales Nightshift

    Stop making light of his predicament.
     
    Terrordales, Jul 17, 2015
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  12. jivedubbin

    jivedubbin

    no need for a torch when looking for the karzee while kamping
     
    jivedubbin, Jul 17, 2015
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  13. jivedubbin

    jivedubbin

    A handy reversing light with built in warning hooter
     
    jivedubbin, Jul 17, 2015
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  14. jivedubbin

    jivedubbin

    The scene at A & E later

    Nurse. : Yes doctor that's right a loud farty noise followed by a bright sweeping light across the ward and then complete silence and darkness .
    It seems to happen every 10 minutes
    Doctor : evacuate the ward and call the AA its obviously another case of farty light syndrom caused by a brown fuse
     
    jivedubbin, Jul 17, 2015
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  15. Jack Tatty

    Jack Tatty Supporter and teachers pet

    I've checked with the DoH, and it seems a #286 wedge-base LED instrument bulb counts as one of your 5 a day
     
    Jack Tatty, Jul 17, 2015
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  16. bryandsi

    bryandsi

    ...5 a day???? He'll look like a flamin' Christmas tree!
     
    bryandsi, Jul 17, 2015
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  17. Bernard Fishtrousers

    Bernard Fishtrousers

    I don't want to worry you, but this is serious, get yourself down to A&E immediately, you'll probably need colonic irrigation at the very least.
    Children (& presumably kittens & nuns) have died after swallowing button batteries and other electrical components.
     
    Bernard Fishtrousers, Jul 17, 2015
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  18. Bernard Fishtrousers

    Bernard Fishtrousers

    And just to join in with all the humorous posts, whilst you digest my serious one.

    So, to paraphrase the well known song by popular beat artist Otis Reading; 'Sh!tting out the clock in my bay'
     
    Bernard Fishtrousers, Jul 17, 2015
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  19. fritt

    fritt

    Another flash in the pan...
     
    fritt, Jul 17, 2015
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  20. snotty

    snotty

    You're a nautical type, @fritt ... A stern light is white, isn't it? At least I got the right colour.

    I won't be attempting to retrieve it...
     
    snotty, Jul 17, 2015
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