Our metalwork teacher was proper scary, in the school holidays somebody wrote in 2foot letters BEWARE OF EARNSHAW HE'S A BARSTEWARD Took em months to get that off
Getting the slipper at school,a wack on the backside with a rubber plimsole that had chalk circles marked on it like a target, this meant that you could not sit down the whole day as that would rub of the chalk.If the chalk was rubbed of you got another wack .
Channelling Joyce Grenfell, "Are you a flower? Oh a cauliflower, that's not the sort if flower we were looking for Sydney "