Things you dont hear about anymore

proper travellers or gypsies selling hand crafted pegs and working on the land

 

Still a couple of those clip-clopping around in their caravans down our way.

 

Does ripping off old people by laying a mm of tarmac on a drive count as working on the land?

 

He did say "proper".

 

Flapping your towel when you crash one down after a curry the night before, forget that , that's what I do now

 

16 fags in a vending machine

 

Birds wearing 2 pairs of knickers, or was that just sarf lundon birds

 

Chastity belts

 

Viking raids

 

Nope, my old flame Big Tall Caroline used to wear two pairs of drawers to keep her tights up.

 

Rick Parfitt use to call her sweet Caroline

 

One under the tights one over to keep them up. This Big tall Caroline, she didn't have big hands and an adams apple did she?

 

Snotts told me that was Susan Haynes

 

Oi, she was gorgeous...

 

They tell me them lady boys are

 

I've seen pictures of her when she worked on the docks, pint in one hand @snotty in the other hand

 

Ill see if I can find the picture I have of her

 

There you go, Caroline is the one in the centre with her shirt undone, @snotty youre right, she's a cracker

 

Snotts why have you got a towel on your head?

 

That's not a towel it's a bandage, big tall Caroline was a heavy weight boxer and snotts used to spar with her