Things you dont hear about anymore

This used to be hysterically funny. Now the reality of my life I seem to have a class full of Sydney and Georges

 

Are you sure you're not Joyce reincarnated ?

 

Believe me there are days..."See the little worms sleeping till its nearly noon, Put the crocodile back where you found it" "Quietly! I've never heard a worm shout, Shall we wake them with a merry tune? Don't put your feet on her head! Wake up soon! Wriggle little worms, wriggle, Milk in the bin not the bookshelf... All day every day. Roll on the summer

 

Are you allowed to Taser them? Just a thought...

 

Unfortunately not

 

Our teacher was very nice

 

Bath night! Get the immersion on, school tomorrow...

 

The coalman fiddling you out of one bag of nutty slack

 

someone having a bad case of the shivering fits

 

someone having a bad case of the shivering fits

 

Looks a lot like Matron when I was at school.

 

Your Nan telling you that if you swallowed chewing gum, it would "get wrapped around your heart"...

 

Lukaku to Chelski, done deal
@Merlin Cat @Barry Haynes
@Ploptop2

 

The champions trying to re-sign players clearly not good enough to wear our shirt
@Ploptop2 @Merlin Cat @Keith.H

 

Didn't think it would be long before the ol "we didn't want him anyway" excuses came out

 

Lukaku, that reminds me are there still donkeys on Morecambe beach?

 

D and B boys playing sweet music to send you to the land of nod

 

No, the last one left for Villa Park

 

pampas grass and a packet of OMO on the window cill

 

I deserved that