If I was you're mother sonny Jim, I'd wash your mouth out with soap and water. Anyway...what was I saying? Yes! we used to to get it for sixpence.... Did I like it?
Jesus, someone was practicing their creative writing! what a load of wishwash to describe what is essentially a beige /natural weave!
Your unit Para, how about painting it to look like mahogany or whatever, the goose feather treatment. Can't remember the correct term. Make a change from tractor ennamel.