Tell us a totally random fact about yourself

I've been chased by a goose and confronted by a moose ,it was a stag really but moose rhymes

 

Luckily for me it was on the ground. I'd gone out to Omaha to fix their plane and they were supposed to give me a lift back to Scotland.
They landed in Summerside in Canada to pick up lots of lobsters for a big party the Sqn was having but they bought so many there wasn't enough room and the captain had to make a decision about what was more important, lobsters or the bloke who'd just mended his aeroplane.
I spent a week there before I could blag a lift back with a USAF plane.

 

& quite right, some things are more important than others.

 

At the age of 13 I played the Artful Dodger at Wimbledon Theatre and now I am a car dealer. Was this a sign ?

 

Yes, that crew definately showed me my place in the pecking order.

The strange thing was that a couple of months later they had aircraft engine problems in Germany and I was sent out to fix it for them. Blowed if I couldn't fix it and they had to lug all their suitcases onto a train and go back to Scotland the long way. Shame!
I waited until they were on the train and then phoned RAF Kinloss to say the aircraft was now ok but my crew had decided to travel home overland.
About 4 hours later a Kinloss aircraft dropped off a new crew and we were back in Scotland before the original crew had even got on the ferry.

 

That's the problem with you erks, no respect for your betters.





Said by the son & grandson of officers but failed miserably when I tried to join

 

No wonder having an air-force is expensive.

 

In 2001 I had Thanksgiving Dinner in a trailer in a small rural town near Dallas.

 

Nowt wrong with liking ice cream

 

I showed Stuart Miles how to play a Ganza properly


He went on to do Drag....

 

which one....I have three don't 'cha know

 

That's true ^ i have no doubt at all

 

why would I lie about such a thing?
can't find my other one at the moment....

 

I believed you! I bet you have DofE gold award as well.

 

I had plastic surgery on my arm when I was 1.5 years old because of burns - I was one of the youngest people to have had it, without it, I would not have full use of my arm now.

 

DoE was for puffs in Goretex, or so I thought in my youth, having spent most of it building dens, making fires, messing about in the woods and going on various outdoor adventures....who needs maps and walking boots?

with hindsight, it would've been a great thing to do at that age....

 

Was it loose? Around the hoose?