Tell us a totally random fact about yourself

Jesus its not christmas yet TW!

 

We went to the local woods today so I'm just testing some.
Plenty more to gather in yet, nearly all me walnuts have dropped bar one late tree.

 

i would not let fat boy slim backstage but i let his wife in even got a hug off of her

 

I once spent £117,659.27p on a parking ticket. True story.

 

This one needs explaining x

 

You'll have to wait for the book.

 

I met Lynsey de Paul late one night at a petrol station in Northamptonshire in the 80s. She was coming out of the shop and I opened the door for her. When I came out she walked up to me and thanked me for being a "Gentleman". A truly lovely lady.

 

Did you give her one

 

I met Bjork in a squat in sarf london just before the sugar cubes took off
and
Same for the Birthday Party, though they were already popular.
Was a good scene in those days, even god help us the Thompson Twins were squatters.

 

i was once attacked by a chicken so badly I had to go to hospital for stitches and a tetanus jab.

 

That was supposed to be sarcasm ( lowest form of wit I know)

 

I'd buy it. Go oooonnn, give us a clue.

 

I was bitten by a penguin

 

Sadly died a couple of days ago

 

Am a care and support worker, out with a service user pushing him in a wheel chair around 2 lakes, it was a hot summers day. A path separates the lakes, mum and dad swans with young ones crossing when I was walking. John says why have you stopped, just walk by them. The dad looked at me and started to chase me pushing the wheel chair. I ran as fast as I could, tripped held on the bars and pulled the chair back and I went flat on my face, john went in the air laughing his head off. The swan still was after me I picked myself up and ran leaving john to pick him self up. The swan left me running. I had to go back and sort john out, he thought it was the best laugh he has had for years. I wasn't laughing at all I had to write a report after, they put it down to heat stroke lol.

 

I got chucked off of an RAF aeroplane to make room for some lobsters.

 

Whilst on the ground or in the air?