Tell us a totally random fact about yourself

it might be her then

 

He was right, anything next to Gordon Ramsey gets plenty of ventilation. What you should have done was chain him to it

 

But it's official

 

I told a joke to the man with nookie bear and he used that said joke that very night

 

Was it a big one?

 

I was once pinched by the ole bill for 'carrying a passenger in a dangerous position'!!!!

It was many years ago and was driving a petrol ford milkfloat with a youngster hanging on the back.

 

Once shook hands with Kevin Schwantz when i was organising a charity race at Donnington Park and told him it was `his year for the championship` ....

He won it too !

Anyone want a prediction or two , i`ll get mi tea leaves ..

 

I came across PIL writing Flowers of Romance in Clink Studios Sarf Landan. We were meant to be jamming but we just listened to them instead.

 

In my 20's i made several crop circles, some if which made national press.

 

you mean it's not aliens?

 

So it was you, was it?

I once met Colin Cooper of Climax Blues Band outside the launderette in Rising Brooke in Stafford. He was a jolly likeable fellow

 

Shame, Cheese and Flip Flops with perigord truffles in a burgundy and capers "jus" is my signature dish.

 

on my first use of the internet i managed to get myself ordained as a priest. I'm legally allowed to conduct services and can marry people in 32 states of america.

 

I met Fred Dibnah , and he asked me to go to his and teach him to weld lead !

 

Not me , but ...
Mate got pulled over late one night and pleaded `not guilty` to the charge of unable to control the vehicle in a safe manner ...
He was in fact , wearing a sleeping bag up to his chest ( cold night !) and took it to court , explaining , nay , demonstrating sat in the dock how he could operate the pedals .








3 points and 75 quid fine - these magistrate types have no sense of humour ....

 

Lab cross so fairly large! Must of fallen about 3m before it got me I whacked my head on the drawin board ( shows u how long ago it was.) and then it got up and walked off.

 

I appeared on a games how called 'the great egg race'. I made a combination lock for a door that was so good I couldn't open it myself Still haven't cracked it now

 

Was that with Heinz Wolf?

 

I was at school with Tim from Utah Saints